-Welcome back to the show, buddy.-Thank you. -I want to show a picture,because Kim Kardashian was on our show a couple weeks ago.-Yeah. -And she showed us a photo.She showed me -- Explain this to me.So, you\'re out to dinner with Kanye?Is that Timothée Chalamet and Kid Cudi?-Yes. [ Laughter ]-What was -- -And I am -- that is really me.I\'m not superimposed at all.[ Laughter ]-That\'s an actual, real photo, yeah.-So, yeah, it was Cudi\'s birthday.-Okay. -And he was like,\"Hey, let\'s go to Nobu,\" and I was like, \"That\'s awesome.\"\"I\'m going with, like, my manager and producer.\"I was like, \"Cool. That\'d be great.\"So, I got there a little earlyso I could, like, give him my card.You know, so it could be --You know, I thought it was just, like, us three, you know?-You were gonna treat with your credit card.-Yeah, you know. -Sure.-Buy my boy a birthday dinner, you know?-That\'s nice. -You know, \'cause he\'s, like --He\'s the best musician that\'s ever lived, and, yeah.[ Cheers and applause ]And it\'s like an honor, right? -That\'s nice.-So, I get there, and we\'re outside,and, you know, we order a couple things.I\'m like, \"All right, this is cool.\"Everybody\'s like, you know, skinny and whatever.It\'s all fun. [ Laughter ]-\"Everyone\'s skinny.\" -Yeah.-It\'s like, \"I can treat for these people.\"-Yeah. I was like, \"This is chill.\"-Yeah. -Then, Timothée Chalametshows up, and I\'m like, \"All right, also skinny.Gonna be fine.\" [ Laughter ]No problem.\"And then, Cudi goes, \"Hey, Kim and Kanye might come by.\"And I was like, \"That would be awesome.\"And then, I was like, \"Oh, no.\"[ Laughter ]So they come by, and we\'re outside, right?And then, Kanye goes, \"Let\'s get the special room in the back.\"And I was like, \"Oh, no!\"[ Laughter ]I was like, \"Yeah! All right! Cool, sick.\"So, we\'re sitting in there, and I\'m, like,texting my touring agent,I\'m like, \"Yo, you gotta book more shows.\"[ Laughter ]\"[Bleep] getting real over here.\"[ Laughter ]So, then, you know, the waiter comes,and Kanye\'s like --\"What would you like to order, Kanye?\"and he goes, \"I want that stuff that\'s not even on the menu,that crazy stuff.\"I was like, \"Oh, my God. The crazy stuff?\"-\"Crazy stuff\"? What does that mean?-I just want to say, like, Kim and Kanye,the cutest couple ever. Very, very sweet people.I had a really good time with them.-Yeah, they\'re great. Yeah.But you still don\'t want to pay.Like, \"Dude, you\'re Kanye. You should treat.\"-No! Like, it was fine. It was just, like --It actually wasn\'t as bad as you would think.But, you know, it\'s not like it\'s Applebee\'s, you know?[ Laughter ]It\'s Nobu, you know? -It\'s Nobu, yeah.-Which is like 77 Applebee\'s-es.[ Laughter ]-Dude...Did you just pluralize \"Applebee\'s\"?-Yeah, yeah. -Applebee\'s-es.-Applebee\'s-es. [ Laughter ]-Tell me about what you\'re doing.I\'m so excited about this.What are you doing with the new \"Mortal Kombat\"?How are you involved with this?-\"Mortal Kombat 11\" -- it\'s my favorite number.-I love \"Mortal Kombat.\" -Yeah.Also, well, they are paying me to be here to talk about it.-Oh, wow. [ Laughter ]-Yeah. Yeah, and I -- Yeah, that\'s why.[ Cheers and applause ] That\'s really ---Thank you for being honest. -Yeah, no, yeah.You know, I\'m trying to get a helicopter to Coachella.[ Laughter ]They were like, \"Do you like this game?\"I was like, \"Sure.\" No.[ Laughter ] It\'s actually really sick.There\'s this guy that I really like to kill in it.[ Laughter ]\'Cause he looks like a real douchebag.[ Laughter ]So, there\'s this guy, Johnny Cage.-Oh, yeah, Johnny Cage. -Yeah.So, he does splits and punches you in the [bleep]is his special move. [ Laughter ]-Yeah, so it\'s one of his moves, yeah.-And he just looks like everybody I grew up within Staten Island, so I just kill that dude.[ Laughter ] I enjoy killing him.Also, he has, like, a hot daughter,which is, like, weird, because I\'m lonelyand she\'s, like, not real.[ Laughter ]So there\'s that in the video game, as well --sexual confusion. -Sexual confusion!With the new \"Mortal Kombat 11.\" -Yeah.The effects are, like, really good.I\'m actually wearing --I have to shout-out, \"Mortal Kombat\" sneakers.[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah, they exist.-Wow. -Yeah.They are real things.-I like -- My dude I like is Scorpion.-You like Scorpion. Oh, I got you ---That\'s my dude. -I heard you like Scorpion,so I got this for you... -\"Get over here!\"-...in case you want to have fun with your wifeover the Easter break.[ Laughter ][ Cheers and applause ]-I don\'t know if this is gonna fit, but we\'ll see.-No, I mean -- Yeah.[ Laughter ]-Oh, me! Oh, I see. -Yeah. I mean, wear it for sex.[ Laughter ]-Thank you. I understood -- I understand the first time.Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.But you do love video games.I heard you\'re building an arcade at your house.-I am. So, I live with my mom.Well, we bought a house together,but nobody believes that. [ Laughter ]So, I live with my mom, kind of,so I have, like, a basement that\'s, uh, mine.[ Laughter ]It\'s like -- But that\'s like an apartment,so I live underneath her.[ Laughter ]-Yeah. -Yeah.So, like, I\'m getting, like, a little arcade setup down there,try to make it -- try to make it a little mine.[ Laughter ]-What do you have? What does that mean, an arcade?Do you have, like, a bunch of pinball machines?-Well, no, you know, I\'m gonna get, like,a \"Mortal Kombat\" machine.[ Laughter ] -No, no, no, you\'re good.♪♪♪♪No, the check has cleared.The check has cleared. You\'re good.Yeah. You can have \"Mortal Kombat.\"But, yeah, we\'re good. -Okay, cool.-So you\'ll get one \"Mortal Kombat\" machine,but what else? -Well, I\'m redoingmy whole entire --So, I was calling it The Man Cave,but the Mulaneys told me that if I call it that,they will no longer be my friend.[ Laughter ] I didn\'t know.Do you not call the basement the man-cave?Is that weird?-Some people do, but, no, you can\'t.-Yeah, so now I call it \"The Basement,\"like The Ohio State University.[ Laughter and applause ]Yeah, it means something.-\"The.\" -Oh, I don\'t like that college.I just -- You know. [ Laughter ]It\'s the \"The\" that\'s the important ---Go, CSI! Division III.Whoo! -Oh, my gosh!Division III. D-III, man.-D-III, baby. -That\'s the real deal.Are you gonna charge people when they play the video games?-Hell yeah. Absolutely. [ Laughter ]One of my many schemes I\'m working on, Jimmy.-Pete, we always love when you come here,and I\'ll let you know what happens with this guy, yeah.-Oh, yeah, sure. Thanks for having me.-Pete Davidson, everybody. -Thank you very much.\"Saturday Night Live\" returns May 4th.And \"Mortal Kombat 11\" is available April 23rd.-Go get it! And get Machine Gun Kelly\'s\"Hotel Diablo\" album coming out. -There you go.-My boy MGK\'s album coming out.